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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9453 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 2719 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!