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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1028 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!