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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9824 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!