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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3987 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!