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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1456 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!