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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3726 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3175 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!