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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6830 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1942 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 800602 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!