Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Dimension Hops: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 132 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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