Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	990807

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCraftMystery: God’s Plan

BELIEF, cosmic purpose, Creation, destiny, divine plan, eternal question, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Gods, Higher power, Humanity, meaning of life, MinecraftMystery, philosophy, Plan, purpose, Religion, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, theology, ultimate truth

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why God created us? Well, on our server, you’ll finally get the answers you’ve been looking for! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate reason for our existence in the wacky world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds lies within our server. Yes, you heard that right – unlimited diamonds! So come on over and start mining like there’s no tomorrow.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to become his royal advisor (or maybe just his personal egg collector).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while building a giant chicken coop.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crops Grown:	3229
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Dyslexic Gamers

cognitive diversity, cognitive strengths, Crafty, disability, Diversity, dyscalculia, dyslexia, dyslexic, Empathy, Gamers, gender, hidden talents, Inclusivity, learning differences, neurodiversity, perceptions, positive impacts, Race, reduced bias, societal perceptions, Strengths, Understanding, Unique abilities

join dis epic minecraft server where we celebrate all da unique brains out dere! if u got dyslexia or dyscalculia, dis da place for u! we don’t judge based on ur disability, race, or gender. we embrace all da quirks and strengths dat come with it!

imagine a world where ur differences are celebrated, where u can be ur true self without fear of judgment. our community is all about inclusivity and positivity, so come join us and let ur unique light shine bright in our pixelated world!

plus, rumor has it dat our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. u never know what kind of crazy antics u might encounter while exploring our virtual world!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the magic of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows, u might just discover dat ur differences are actually ur superpowers in disguise!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3311	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeTech Survival

1.16.5, Adventure, auction house, BADGES, Battle Towers, Economy, FTB, ftb teams, Land Claims, Markets, Minecolonies, Pixelmon, pixelmon server, pixelmon survival, Player Shops, Pokemon battles, PvE, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shiny pokemon, Survival, TCG card game, Tournaments, Trainers

The newest 1.16.5 Pixelmon survival server. We opened on 09/01/24 and have a strong player base already. We are always looking for new trainers to join the adventure, and fun. We offer tons of quests, economy, players shops and markets, tournaments, TCG card game, Auction House, Battle Towers with 80 badges, Ranks, FTB Teams, Land Claims, Free Random Shiny for joining! We also feature MineColonies! Come play with us, we’ll see you there!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

Adventure, bedrock, Blue, Community, Creative, creativity, crossplay, Enhancements, equality, FAIRPLAY, feeling, growth, imagination, java, Join, Kidding, Limitless, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Sky…just, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Blue-Sky Minecraft Server

Adventure, creativity, and community come first at Blue-Sky. Enjoy a near-vanilla survival experience and dedicated plot-based creative world without pay-to-win schemes.

Overview:

Features	Description
	Enjoy vanilla survival experience alongside dedicated creative world.
Essential Plugins Only	Enhance gameplay without overcomplicating the experience.
No Pay-to-Win	Equal footing for all players, no paid advantages.
Endlessly Expanding Maps	Limitless growth for exploration and creation.
Simple Rule, Maximum Fun	Follow one rule – use common sense – for hassle-free community.
Crossplay Ready	Java and Bedrock compatible.

PLAY: blueskycraft.org

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win schemes on Blue-Sky. Everyone plays on equal footing.
Can I switch between survival and creative modes?	Yes, you can enjoy both survival and creative modes on our server.
Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?	We have one simple rule – use common sense. Enjoy a relaxed community experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting blueskycraft.org or using the direct IP blueskycraft.org:25565

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RIP sweet prince Minecraft server

Beloved, Condolences, eternal rest, Farewell, Goodbye, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Prince, Remembrance, Respect, rest in peace, RIP, Sadness, Server, SWEET, sweet prince, Sympathy, Tribute

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Farms Harvested:	398	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Blues, Minecraft, Sky blue, sky blue aesthetic, sky blue art, sky blue background, sky blue beauty, sky blue clouds, sky blue color, sky blue decor, sky blue design, sky blue dreams, sky blue fashion, sky blue inspiration, sky blue mood, sky blue nature, sky blue palette, sky blue photography, sky blue sky, sky blue theme, sky blue vibes, sky blue wallpaper, Skye, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow on a cloudy day – full of surprises and excitement at every turn!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky is always blue… unless it’s raining diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special weather system that showers players with precious gems instead of water. Who needs an umbrella when you can just collect diamonds to stay dry?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Watch as they leap from tree to tree with the grace of a ballet dancer, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP where the sky is blue, the llamas are acrobats, and the creepers know how to boogie. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2093	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!

apartment living, belongings, Borrowing, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, Confrontation, confrontational, confrontational behavior, explicit, mutual friends, NoShareMC, overreacting, Permission, personal projects, personal space, Respect, roommate, roommate issues, Server, sharing

Are you tired of your roommate treating your stuff like it’s community property? Join our Minecraft server where sharing is NOT caring! We have strict rules against borrowing without permission, so you can finally keep your virtual diamonds safe from sticky fingers.

Imagine a world where your camera stays locked up for your personal projects, and your food is saved for tomorrow without fear of it mysteriously disappearing. On our server, boundaries are respected, and uptight roommates are nowhere to be found.

Don’t let your roommate’s lack of respect for personal space ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and build your virtual empire in peace, away from the clutches of overbearing roommates. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2626
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyClothClash

Absurdity, aita, ass cheeks, bil, break up, buy a house, CraftyClothClash, Food, King, market, move in, office, one use only, save up, Surgeon, Telling, vacation, wash cloths, white wash cloths

Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	997
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, Communication, emotional intelligence, emotions, feelings, FineNotFine, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal boundaries, PRESSURE, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Self-expression, smp, social interactions, social norms, Truth, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh realities of life and live in a world where everything is made of blocks! Our server is the perfect place to pretend you’re fine by building majestic castles, exploring vast caves, and battling evil mobs with your friends.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous players have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity. Just remember, when someone asks if you’re fine, you can always say “I’m just mining my own business!”

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	51
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockPartyFunLand

Adventure, BlockPartyFunLand, bungee jumping, cooking Class, cultural immersion, fine dining, Foreign language immersion, hot air balloon ride, Marathon, Meditation retreat, mountain climbing, music festival, road trip, Safari, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, spa retreat, Surfing, travel, Volunteer work

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and the chance to build your very own castle made entirely out of TNT (because who needs stone bricks anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against a horde of creepers, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	194

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SaharaSplashCraft

arid region, climate change, Decades, deluge, desert ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme weather, first time, Floods, global warming, historical event, natural disaster, precipitation, Rainfall, rare, sahara desert, SaharaSplashCraft, unexpected event, unusual occurrence, water scarcity, weather phenomenon

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we make the Sahara desert look like a freakin’ water park! we got rare deluges flooding the desert like it’s nobody’s business! ride your boat through the sandy dunes and make sandcastles in the new lakes that have magically appeared! who needs the beach when you got the Sahara flood extravaganza?! join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TyezMC

Anarchy, Asia, Bedwars, Boxpvp, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Europe, Gamemodes, Gens, LifeSteal, Network, pvp practice, TyezMC

TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Save your sanity: play on the ‘Savline Freeroam’ server and knock some blocks together!

Adventure, Biomes, blocks, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Connect, Custom Features, Destination, enthusiasts, Events, Explore, Freeroam, inclusive environment, Knock, Minecraft, newcomers, Play, PREMIER, sanity, Save, Savline, seasoned players, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Updates

Savline Survival Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/3tmQcEAhjZ
IP (Java)	savlinemcjava.playit.plus
IP (Bedrock)	savlinemc.playit.plus
Port (Bedrock)	4127

Welcome to Savline Survival, the evolution of PetacloudMC—a premier survival server for Minecraft versions 1.8 to 1.19.2! Dive into a world where adventure and community come together like never before.

At Savline Survival, we’ve taken everything players loved about PetacloudMC and enhanced it for an even better experience. Explore expansive biomes, conquer new challenges, and immerse yourself in our unique custom features that keep gameplay fresh and exciting.

Our dedicated staff is committed to providing a friendly and inclusive environment, ensuring that both seasoned players and newcomers feel right at home. With regular events, updates, and a thriving community, you’ll discover endless opportunities to build, explore, and connect.

Join us at Savline Survival today and see why we’re the ultimate destination for Minecraft survival enthusiasts!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP addresses provided above for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
Is there a minimum version requirement?	Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.19.2.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have unique custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.
Can I participate in events on the server?	Absolutely! We regularly host events for players to enjoy.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, our staff ensures a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Spy Craft Minecraft Server

#classified information, #intelligence gathering, counterintelligence, covert operation, Craft, deep cover operation, double agent, Espionage, espionage tactics, government agent, intelligence, Minecraft, national security, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy craft, spy network, spy recruitment, Surveillance, top secret, undercover

Do you have a secret double life as a spy in your country? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and put your espionage skills to the test as you navigate through secret missions and covert operations. Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover hidden treasures and outsmart your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate spy master in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.