Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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