Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

    The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TinyJoysMC SMP

    TinyJoysMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BdayBlockBonanza

    BdayBlockBonanza
    Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Lit London English Teachers

    Lit London English Teachers
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Arctic Plant Party

    Arctic Plant Party
    Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

    Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Forgive Her Minecraft Server

    Forgive Her Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Diana’s SMP Adventures

    Diana’s SMP Adventures
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

    LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP
    Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 278 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MineCraftMate: The One!

    MineCraftMate: The One!
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

    Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Farms Harvested: 383 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
    So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

    We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

    Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

    So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies

    FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies
    so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Love Bytes Server

    Love Bytes Server
    so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

    like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

    and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

    so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

    Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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