Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PotluckProblems

    PotluckProblems
    Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

    Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CartelCraft Minecraft Server

    CartelCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

    also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

    oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

    so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyBlockHQ

    CraftyBlockHQ
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

    Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

    Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569
    Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

    Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • NoVacayForHubby123

    NoVacayForHubby123
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

    Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 440 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

    KinkCraft: What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

    So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

    Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air
    come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • What are Minecraft servers like FinalCraft Skylords ?

    What are Minecraft servers like FinalCraft Skylords
?
    Some servers similar to FinalCraft Skylords include:

    1. Skyblock Network: This server offers a classic Skyblock experience with a large player base and regular updates to keep things fresh.

    2. SkyRealms: With a focus on both Magic and Technology, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional Skyblock gameplay.

    3. SkyFactory: This server takes the Skyblock concept to the next level with a heavy emphasis on automation and resource management.

    4. SkyGrid: For a different take on the Skyblock formula, try SkyGrid, where players navigate a grid of floating blocks to survive and thrive.

    5. SkyWars: If you enjoy the competitive aspect of Skyblock, check out SkyWars for fast-paced PvP action on floating islands.

    Each of these servers offers a similar experience to FinalCraft Skylords but with their own unique features and community. Give them a try to see which one becomes your new favorite!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crops Grown: 5335

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!

    Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!
    Main Focus Bringing challenge to regular survival gameplay
    Features
    1. Underground gameplay
    2. Item based teleportation
    3. Item based protection system
    4. Collection “minigame”
    5. More weapons, shields and armor
    6. Skills
    7. Quality of Life modifications
    Player Focus Server is player focused and open to feedback and suggestions
    Join Us Java Edition: play.majakas.ee Discord: https://discord.gg/bdM6yQZJ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I teleport in the server? To teleport to home, spawn or death location, you need to craft scrolls.
    How can I protect my base? You can claim your base through the GUI by finding or crafting a bell and shift + right clicking it.
    What is the collection “minigame”? The goal is to gather every collectible item in the game (1197 in total). You can check remaining items by interacting with Hans at spawn.
    Are there additional weapons and armor? Yes, you can craft copper or emerald armor, make shields, daggers, battle-axes, spears, and more.
    Are there any quality of life modifications? Yes, there are various modifications such as sitting on slabs/stairs, custom nether portal sizes, invisible item frames, and more.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Zombie Dances: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Meme Magic Minecraft Server

    Meme Magic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 172 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

    Wren Friends Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

    But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1135 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AuntieCraft – No Regrets

    AuntieCraft – No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

    On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

    So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Emeralds Found: 4263

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocktopia Daily Grind

    Blocktopia Daily Grind
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

    2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

    3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

    4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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