Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Child Molested Minecraft Server

    Child Molested Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

    From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Towns Built: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

    Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WeddingCrasher420

    WeddingCrasher420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AltLifeCraft

    AltLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Category Description
    Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
    Whitelisted Yes
    Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

    Why Join Us?

    • Active and Diverse Players
    • Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
    • Frequent server-wide events

    Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

    How to Join:

    Join us on DISCORD

    Happy crafting!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
    How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 170 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

    Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

    Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

    So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4086
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server

    CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!

    Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

    So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dimension Hops: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 454 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

    Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

    Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

    Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • EURejoinMinecraftServer

    EURejoinMinecraftServer
    so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • IslandWarfareCraft

    IslandWarfareCraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

    Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9608 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Details
    Version Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Towny & Economy
    • PvE & PvP
    • Bosses/Dungeons
    • Pets
    • RPG Elements
    • Events

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Harmony Falls? You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
    What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
    Are there regular events on Harmony Falls? Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
    Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

    Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

    Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

    But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

    Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Debate Minecraft SMP Series

    Debate Minecraft SMP Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

    Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

    KarmaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

    Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

    With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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