Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

    Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyliteMC Network

    SkyliteMC Network

    SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

    Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

    Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

    SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

    Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

    ip: softslayer.com

    discord link!

    About Us

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival
    Established June 2011
    Players Online 15-35 average

    Features

    • Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
    • Build Contests with rewards
    • Resource world with new features
    • Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
    • Library of player-written books
    • Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

    Rules

    No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join SoftSlayer? Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
    Is there a whitelist? Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
    Are there map resets? No, the map has been live since June 2023.
    Can I create player-run shops? Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oh Look Minecraft Server

    Oh Look Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

    His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

    MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

    Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

    Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

    So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

    OverpackedWifeAirportDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

    Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

    So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Star Shards Collected: 250
    Potions Brewed: 129 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VibeKillerMC SMP

    VibeKillerMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Villages Defended: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyJusticeGoneWrong

    BlockyJusticeGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, come join our server where we believe in breaking the rules and having a blast! We have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal activities like stealing diamonds from other players and starting virtual riots in the town square. Who needs boring old laws when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema

    Dorothy Gale’s Killer Cinema
    So, like, imagine this, right? Dorothy Gale, from that Wizard of Oz movie, she’s, like, the ultimate contract killer in all of cinema. And guess what? She’s now the ruler of this EPIC Minecraft server! Like, she’s got her flying monkeys doing her bidding and everything.

    If you join this server, you’ll get to team up with Dorothy and her gang of killer munchkins to take down all the other players. And get this, instead of diamonds, you collect ruby slippers as currency! How insane is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the yellow brick road on this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited emeralds and enchanted weapons. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of Dorothy Gale’s twisted, but totally awesome, world of murder and mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5744 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo Sanctuary

    Marahuyo is cracked Minecraft server from the Philippines. It is a Survival 1.21.1 server with economy features, monthly PvP events, and weekly building contests. The server also features McMMO, guilds, guild wars, and parkour. Marahuyo has many other features, too, but we’ll let you have fun discovering them yourself! Come get started by joining today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    MINECUBIX – VANILLA NEW GENERATION Minecraft server

    https://t.me/minecubixremake

    Hello, if you selected this item, then you want to understand the idea of ​​​​the game server? Great, let us introduce you to this!

    The goal of creating the project is to give our young users and older people an excellent playground with convenient, and most importantly, interesting functions. We are not trying to impress you with incredibly beautiful personalization, pictures, textures, we just want to provide you with an easy to use game server. A little bit of everything was invested into the server concept. A little Role Play content will dilute your already, perhaps, boring vanilla, a little Politics will give you the opportunity to create your own cities and invite your friends to them and not only, a little vanilla itself will give you the opportunity to develop in the world quite simply. We have not tried and will not try to complicate the game for you, our goal is only to make it enjoyable and balanced.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!

    WakeMC: The Land Down Under where kangaroos fight creepers for free ranks and McMMO skills!
    Server Name WakeMC
    Version 1.21
    Server Location Australia

    Overview:

    A brand new 1.21 survival server hosted in Australia. The goal is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible. There are no paid ranks or perks – all are acquired free in-game.

    Features:

    Ranks:

    All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I claim land?

    We have a great land claiming plugin where you can change various settings about your claim. Everyone starts with 10k claim blocks and can earn more by leveling up.

    2. How do jobs work?

    Join jobs to earn in-game money and spend job points on cool items.

    3. What is McMMO?

    Level up various skills with the McMMO plugin.

    4. How do I upgrade spawners?

    You can right click spawners to upgrade them, increasing spawns or decreasing spawn delay.

    5. Are there dungeons and bosses?

    Challenge bosses in our dungeons.

    6. What is the resource world?

    We have a separate resource world for gathering unlimited resources.

    7. Is there a creative server?

    Yes, we have a separate creative server for building.

    8. Are there giveaways?

    Regular giveaways are hosted in the Discord server.

    9. What are the server IPs?

    Survival: play.wakemc.net

    Creative: creative.wakemc.net

    10. What is the website?

    Visit www.wakemc.net for more information.

    11. What is Bluemap?

    Explore the server map using Bluemap at 51.161.192.10:8163.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimension Hops: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFate Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Join us for epic battles on the Great Void Sea, where you can summon your favorite Minecraft characters and fight off dragons with water guns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special Halloween event where you can rebel against 108 spooky skeletons and party with a dragon girl straight out of Water Margin. And if that’s not enough, we’ll take you on a wild ride through Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus) where you’ll face off against gods and monsters in an epic quest for glory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is where legends are made!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

    It’s Up in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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