Radialbog9 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Star Shards Collected:	193	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

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Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9202
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Void Gems Collected:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Farms Harvested:	746
Enchantments Applied:	79	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	9247	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9352
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	56	Farms Harvested:	932
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dimension Hops:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
New Chunks Explored:	120336	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	1603	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!