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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	6630
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	504145
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Farms Harvested:	560	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	743728	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	136
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.