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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	755
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8623
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ores Mined:	3224

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	148
Towns Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchantments Applied:	252	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3687
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5342	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1019	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Crops Grown:	2814
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.