Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 153 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Crops Grown: 4341
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 430
    Towns Built: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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