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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Void Armor Forged:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ores Mined:	7311
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	278	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3430
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Buildings Constructed:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Crops Grown:	8705	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8373
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.