Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 85
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2762 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7719 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5053
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Runes Activated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Magic Items Found: 8465 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3490 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 483 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Emeralds Found: 8575

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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