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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Items Found:	3798	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Towns Built:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Mines Excavated:	3640	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5382	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3158	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”