Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed: 164 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Villages Defended: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Divine Spears Created: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Enchantments Applied: 286
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 58 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Ores Mined: 9203 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7134 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ores Mined: 5333 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 49 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7927 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 458 Dragon Scales Harvested: 133
    Dimension Hops: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Void Gems Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9563
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Zombie Dances: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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