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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2378	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5508	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	803	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
New Chunks Explored:	314027	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	4666	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!