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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Emeralds Found:	2030
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Farms Harvested:	922
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3065
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	261812	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Farms Harvested:	104
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Animals Bred:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Emeralds Found:	5271	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4120
Ores Mined:	701	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.