Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ores Mined: 5995 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 587910 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Villages Defended: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Villages Defended: 13
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4098 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ores Mined: 1876
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Ores Mined: 3144 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 131 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 8930
    Mines Excavated: 3681 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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