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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	88

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Animals Bred:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	48	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4445	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	105
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	441338	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Void Gems Collected:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	201
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9695
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.