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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4914	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crops Grown:	1191	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magic Items Found:	1694
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Items Found:	4225
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	4956	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.