Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 978
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1231 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7704 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mines Excavated: 4085
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 394

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 50

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Lifestealing

    Lifestealing

    Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9394 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Trans Minecraft

    Trans Minecraft

    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PokeMaster

    PokeMaster

    Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Stonecrest

    Stonecrest

    Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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