/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

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Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9019	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2327	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	545433
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchantments Applied:	95
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4087	Farms Harvested:	102
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mines Excavated:	2674	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.