/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
New Chunks Explored:	608692	Dimension Hops:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	2073
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Star Shards Collected:	138	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Emeralds Found:	5467

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Emeralds Found:	9725

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Buildings Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	607837

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Animals Bred:	103	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.