Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.
And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).
So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.
And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!
So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Overview | Anarchy with NO Hacking! |
| Online Since | 2019 |
| Discord Community | Strong and active |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| Server IP | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Website | Visit our website |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.
Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!
The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.
But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 904 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!
Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?
Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1285 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 1934 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme
ip: playstp.ru
port: 19132
version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5
Our server has:
– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack
The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.
The zone is full of secrets, explore it!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.
So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
