Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Server Name | Enival |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server |
| Launch Date | Few weeks ago |
Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.
Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.
To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).
Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.
Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 98 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 151 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Towny Plugin | Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment. |
| Origins Mod | Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle. |
| World Lore & Story | Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story. |
| Custom Content | Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey. |
| Cooking & Bakery System | Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes. |
| Optional PvP | Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration. |
| Optional Voice Chat | Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience. |
A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!
A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.
A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.
A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.
A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 2955 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free
Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 6306 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.
so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
