QuoteCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ores Mined:	1076	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3998	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TinyJoysMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	60	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	6450	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BdayBlockBonanza

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Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	107963
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lit London English Teachers

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so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arctic Plant Party

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Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Diana’s SMP Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Void Gems Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	845
Star Shards Collected:	157	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineCraftMate: The One!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies

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so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Potions Brewed:	34
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Love Bytes Server

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so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7929	Zombie Dances:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2