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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2756 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4058 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!
Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?