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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9877 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 6519 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.