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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1888 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Mines Excavated: | 1099 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.