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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8880 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.