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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7978 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 209 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 77 |
Emeralds Found: | 8362 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.