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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8891 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 171 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 198 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.