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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2064 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 309 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.