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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6883 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 134 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.