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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1487 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.