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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 107 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1143 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.