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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6468 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3488 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.