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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1342 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.