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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8204 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.