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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7003 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.