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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8384 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 267 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.