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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9090 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
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