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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4908 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
But don’t let our lack of sexual content fool you, we have some of the craziest events on this side of the blocky universe. From llama races to underwater pumpkin carving contests, you’ll never be bored on our server.
And if you’re wondering how we manage to be so popular without any sexual content, it’s all thanks to our resident llama, Larry. Legend has it that Larry once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a can-do attitude. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas are the real MVPs, join us today!
So come on over to our non-sexual Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about us. Who needs romance when you have llamas and pumpkin carving contests, right?